BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS:

President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake that occurred this past week is on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". President Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives, however, have proven that it was caused by our Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves.~

Hee! Hee!

I love this country where humor often gets us through the tough times.

Prayers for the eastern seaboard.

~~Cheri